Today the following happened to us:
1. I picked up my bestfriend at her house so we could watch Transformers 2.
2. We went to Rockwell, parked, excited to watch. No available seats.
3. Boulevard of Broken Dreams... Let's go find something to fill the emptiness / void...
4. "Krikhet? Crickkkeeeet?" What kind of name is that?!
5. Drove to Greenbelt 3, dropped Bea off to buy tickets while I went to find parking. I didn't want to pay wasted parking money so I waited 'til she was sure of a ticket. Made her run to Greenbelt 1 but had no luck.
6. "It's a SIGN!" saw ministop. excited to have sharksfin only to find they ran out, so we had "shrimp's fin??" instead. scared i'd be fined for parking in a no-parking zone.
7. "Should we turn right then right to get to ayala?" "No, we turn left then left". "That's the same thing" "Yeah but...(Bea shoves the juice in my mouth while driving) "That will shut you up"
8. Omy that jeep looks like it's going to roll back. He's not going to make it up this hill....
9. "where we going?" ... aaaah nearly bumped into a taxi
10. Car fogging up, "I don't want that. I can't see..."
11. Let's get Xandra at "Fiesta bar" in Dusit Hotel ... saw the most flexible barrier. guard laughing at us. "Find the puttputt car" my poor old toyota.
12. the entourage beside us in the car. group of am boyz.
13. running the red light!!!!
14. handle bar - where the sound of the bikes make up for their small penises. hahaha Bea's theory
15. the girl who looked like a baklita - vocal about her lack of sex... "case in point" "a gynecollogical wonder"
16. "Hi this is Dina... you look like a naddi..." "Bea, Xandra, Heckle and Jeckle...." LOL My name not worth mentioning...
17. Martina and the guy who "threw" a beer bottle at her back... "Are you ok?" "If I'm bleeding then I'm not... we'll see..." "Don't...don't touch me!"
18. Marco's Pets: A. who couldn't open the door and Mr. Dreads who spoke German
19. Nicolo slurring and grabbing Bea's face "It's like I would never need Botox again" "Schlumpa?"
20. The big pink balloon/ball that floated on the highway like that plastic bag from American Beauty.
EPIC Dream Land.
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